Stereo types really piss me off so i found this thingy and decided to do it myself

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
>> I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. <<
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
>> I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. <<
>> I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. <<
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
>> I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. <<
>> I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals <<
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
>> I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. <<
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
>> I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. <<
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
>> I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. <<
>> I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. <<
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
>> I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. <<
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
>> I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. <<
>> I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. <<
>> I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. <<
>> I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. <<
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
>> I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. <<
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
>> I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. <<
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
>> Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude <<
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
>> I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. <<
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
>> I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. <<
>> I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. <<
>> I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff <<
>> I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks <<
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
>> I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. <<
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
>> I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black <<
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
>> I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. <<
>> I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. <<
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
>> I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. <<
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
>> I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. <<
>> I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. <<
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
>> I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. <<
>> I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. <<
>> I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. <<
>> I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. <<
>> I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. <<
>> I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. <<
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
>> I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. <<
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
>> I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. <<
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
>> I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. <<
>> I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. <<
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
>> I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak <<.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
>> I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep <<
>> I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. <<
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
>> I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. <<
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
>> I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. <<
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
>> I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. <<
>> I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. <<
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
>> I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser <<
>> I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy <<
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
>> I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. <<
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
>> I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. <<
>> I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. <<
>> I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. <<
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
>> I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. <<
>> I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED <<
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
>> I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish <<
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
>> I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. <<
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
>> I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. <<
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
>> I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. <<
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.